Save the world from home in your spare time!

The most memorable writing is on matchbook covers and bumper stickers, after all. We must muddle along as best we can. Here’s one guerrilla tactic we’ve thought up:

An email update list that serves two important functions. First it lets you know when these pages have been updated, so you can swing by for fresh ammo. And second, it serves as a well-honed hatpin carefully aimed at the bloated behinds of the buffoons and baboons who presume to take tax dollars for failing to educate our children.

The header of each issue of the email update works like this:

The ‘To:’ line contain the name and email address of that issue’s honorary baboon. You can hold your breath until one admits incompetence and resigns, but at least we can submit him to public scrutiny, scorn and ridicule.

The ‘CC:’ line contains the names and email addresses of education functionaries and media bigfeet who can and should be working to help us liberate education. If you have an email address that belongs on this list, please say so.

The ‘BCC:’ line contains the email addresses of people who have subscribed using the form below. You won’t see this, of course. Your privacy will not just be protected but revered, wrapped in tissue paper and tucked into a shoe box and hidden under the bed.

Thus: You get the news and the screws get the screws. What have you got to lose?

So: Don’t delay, act today! Operators are standing by! Notice: Objects in the mirror are closer than they appear! And: Close cover before striking while the iron is hot!

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