Where there's smoke, there's firepower
Clinton, Hillary and Janet Reno, diguised as high school administrators, effect a Waco-like pogrom against teenage smoking

 When you've got your health, you've got everything...
Hillary, in the guise of Nurse Martinetti, explains the inestimable benefits of socialized medicine

 The purpose of terrorism...
The purpose of terrorism is... ratings...

 His master's voice...
The Bastard-in-Chief celebrates the voluntary self-censorship of the American media

 Topping tonight's headlines...
News reports from the 1996 presidental election

 Public service--with a smile
Why Clinton's national service scheme really isn't slavery...

 Bubba Borgia
The president escapes from the White House for a night of beer and lamenations

 Bubba cools out in the cold
Clinton's Last Days--wine and whining in Lafayette Park...

 The Clinton Deathwatch News...
A news report from the last days of "the most ethical administration in history"...

 How Bubba pulled it off
An informal interview with our Kiss-It-And-Don't-Tell President

 Pretty Good Pugnacity
Are you a True American?: Monkeywrenching the Big Creep on privacy

 Christmas at the cemetery--with Bubba
"Shall I write your epitaph? 'William Jefferson Blythe Clinton, paternity unknown. He lived a lie and he died a lie and the only honest parts of him are buried here.'"