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Egoism Individualism Sovereignty Splendor (These ideas are explicated in this sloppy manifesto) SplendorQuotes: Splendor is the interior experience of being so enthralled by the act of creating the values that contribute to and ultimately comprise your idealized perfect self that, while you are experiencing it, you are your idealized perfect self. Living is what you're doing when you're too enthralled to notice. Dying is what you're doing when all you can do is notice. Man is the only animal capable of comprehending what his life requires, and he is the only animal capable of failing to do what his life requires. Self-love is the joy and reverence you earn and deserve by the relentless pursuit of your deepest desire. Self-esteem is the high regard in which you presume to hold yourself in appreciation for the accomplishment of absolutely nothing. Greg Swann's writings Wild Cochise Gang: Our family pages and Christmas cards Read my free e-book about love, splendor and philosophy, The Unfallen My Myers-Briggs type is ESTJ: Administrator--Much in touch with the external environment. Very responsible. Pillar of strength. 8.7% of population. Take a free Myers-Briggs personality test. War with Iraq: The Cain Doctrine The 'wrest' of the story Taking a better grip Why the Bush Doctrine will prevail--and fail A Just and Libertarian war... Persephone's second coming... presence of the recent past Nick and Norm drive the point home A Costco family Christmas Hang tough The season's greetings Curing the incuriosity of the East A canticle for Kathleen Sullivan Colloquy with a goat Back-handing the sinister American left To Condi, with sweetness Reds Sacrificing Diana Defusing the Unabomber Let 'em eat steak Shyly's delight Anastasia in the light and shadow Archives Join the email update list
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Saturday, October 25, 2003
Anarchy in Real Life: Terminating property rights by theft This is from my book Janio at a Point, written in 1988. I'm posting it in reaction to a debate on intellectual property at No Treason. I am amazed and dismayed at how little this debate has changed in 15 years, and how far we all are from acting with respect to human beings as they really are. There is a third way that property rights can be terminated, and it is one that may be a bit hard to swallow at first. As I said, none of us ever really gives up on that idea of "Cosmic Justice" we hold as children. Evil ought to be punished, right here, right now, and severely. We never truly cease to want that bolt of lightning to erupt from the sky and strike down the wicked. We grow up and realize that it is wrong, causally wrong. And if we are wise, we come to see that it is still more wrong to try to pretend that "causeless" "justice" is possible. But we never really do "forgive" reality for failing us in his respect. We know that Justice cannot be automatic, yet we still find ourselves wishing that it were... Friday, October 24, 2003
This came up in email... ...but I'll address it in public: No, I do not have any personal interest in prostitution. I'm very happily married, and I'm not interested in anything I can't explain or get rid of. I am interested, though, in everything about Las Vegas, and I think prostitution is an excellent product for Sin City to offer in some kind of supraterranean fashion. As to how I know East Fremont Street, it's like this, believe it or don't: Cathy and I were staying at the Golden Nugget. There's a Latin Rite Roman Catholic Church on 8th Street, about seven blocks from the Nugget. I wanted to say the Mass in Latin, which we can't do in Phoenix, and seven blocks seemed like a nice walk on a Sunday morning. Bad idea. And you have to think a moment to understand how unsafe a neighborhood is, if it is unsafe at eight o'clock on a Sunday morning. Finally, I thought of a better slogan for Big Nose Kate's casino-resort-hotel-saloon-and-whorehouse. (Big Nose Kate Elder, for those who don't know, was Dr. John ("Doc") Holliday's companion in the years leading up to the Gunfight at the OK Coral in Tombstone, Arizona. Though she has been portrayed of late in the movies by Isabella Rossellini and Joanna Pacula, contemporary accounts refer to her as the ugliest whore in the West.) Anyway, the slogan is this: Big Nose Kate's--Answering The Call Of The Wild West. Get your money invested now, before the IPO... BetterVegas: "Hundreds of men leave topless clubs unsatisfied every day" The quote is from an otherwise unnamed "downtown casino executive" in an article on legalizing brothels in Las Vegas in today's Las Vegas Review Journal. The essence of the piece, not to pun, is Mayor Oscar Goodman's idea of creating a brothel zone on East Fremont Street, east of the downtown casinos. As I've written elsewhere, the whole brothel business model is a dumb idea for Las Vegas, since any attraction that takes clients away from the casino resort hotel where they are staying also takes their money away from that property. Any predilections that Las Vegas proposes to deliver should be delivered on the property, as a profit center for the property. That notwithstanding, East Fremont Street is dangerous. The part of Fremont Street people know, the four blocks under the Fremont Street Experience canopy, is not that safe. The next block, fronted by the taxpayer's boondoggle known as Neonopolis, is substantially less safe. Continuing east from there--even in full daylight--is to take your life in your hands. Junkies, dealers, whores, grifters, grafters and stick-up men abound, and there is no reason to suppose they are going to vanish unless their haunts are cleaned up with high explosives. Which is an answer, of sorts. Goodman wants prostitution, both for tax revenues and for redevelopment of East Fremont Street. For reasons I don't understand, Strip properties, or the bigfeet who presume to speak for Strip properties, want the profits from prostitution--the prostitution that everyone concedes is pandemic--to continue slipping through their fingers. An East Fremont Street with free-standing brothels added to its mix would probably be even less safe. Certainly the stick-up men would fare better, taking down bachelor parties in batches. The solution is to acquire the land Goodman wants to redevelop and rebuild it as full-service casino resort hotels with legal prostitution. BrothelTown. Whore-Z-A-Poppin'. Or best yet: Big Nose Kate's--Putting The Wild Back Into The Wild West. The Law of Somebody's Dinner says that casino managers will do a much better job than pimps at making sure the girls (and boys) are clean, safe, drug-free, efficient and profitable. The pimp's dinner doesn't depend on a reputation for quality, but the casino manager's would. The bachelor and bachelorette parties can stay in, under one roof, leaving all their money there and none with the stick-up man. And, in very short order, the bigfeet who presume to speak for Strip properties will discover that legal prostitution and Las Vegas are a natural--or at least cosmetically altered--fit. Wednesday, October 22, 2003
Peter Pan at the CD rack... It doesn't matter what I saySince I wrote this, I've been thinking a lot about pop music. At the time, I was just writing about The Blues, which literally means the endlessly replicated, superficially variegated, ultimately massively redundantly meaningless Blues that was the focus of the Scorcese documania. I said something stupidAnd that's okay, really, because it's stupid and useless and wrong, and just exactly as valuable as the paleolithic pottery people go ape over--for exactly the same reasons. The Blues is a primitive non-art made by people who had nothing to make art from--no instruments, no training, and no real talent except for a knack for hustling suckers. And that's why this is such a wonderful work of art: Because the hook brings you backThe song is Hook by John Popper from Blues Traveler. My son Cameron and I saw them over Labor Day at the fabulous sandy-beached wave pool at The Mandalay Bay Resort Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas. It was a great first rock concert for Cameron, because he got to play in the pool until he wore himself out. Hook was the show-stopper, the catharsis button, and the whole crowd accommodated the moment by singing along--even though the entire point of the song is that both halves of the transaction are inherently fraudulent. Suck it in suck it in suck it inThis is utterly brilliant on a number of grounds. Popper is a virtuoso both as a vocal stylist and as a harmonica player, and Blues Traveler is built around his girthy frame. The tempo is his, very fast, and the wit is his--way over the top, except that you can't keep up with it. Blues Traveler has nothing to do with The Blues, thank god. They're a rock band. But they do have a good deal to do with helping everyone understand what pop music is. It's not going too far to say that Hook is the apogee of post-modern art: Sly, self-referential, warmly engaging and yet simultaneously enlisting the audience into a knowing conspiracy of self-mockery. It is not grimly masturbatory in the way of deadly self-serious art-about-art. It's a delightfully mutually masturbatory celebration of the obvious fact that an outsized and masterful fraud can still be a great hook song. And that's the point. The Blues is crap. In the hands of someone like Robert Cray, The Blues becomes crap filtered through a virtuoso: Fascinating, even thrilling, at first, but ultimately irritating, as the same spots are tickled in the same ways again and again. When we hear a virtuoso performance at the symphony, it takes our breath away, and we lose sight of the fact that the music itself is breathtaking, even when performed by amateurs or children. An incompetent Robert Cray wannabe is an abomination. But a rap act ripping off Pachelbel manages to create work that at least blows kisses at art. The point is this: Pop music is not music as such. It is lyrics and attitude. It's a performance literature, like the drama--and unlike opera, which actually can hold its own as music. The London Symphony Orchestra's ill-advised excursions into making pop respectable serve only to underscore how little score there is under pop. And yet there is not a song in the entire catalog of Skip James or Leadbelly that can compare to Leopard Skin Pillbox Hat by Bob Dylan: Well, I see you got your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hatIt's The Blues, although it violates the 1-2, 1-2, 3-4, 4 verse structure endlessly replicated, superficially variegated, yackety-smackety blah-blah-blah. What it has that is found nowhere in the sacred canon of The Blues are the essential elements of pop music: Lyrics and attitude. Dylan takes an inherently stupid musical form and makes something fun if not awe-inspiring from it by turning it into comedy. This is the same thing Popper is doing, but he insists that you laugh at yourself--and treasure the hook song at the same time. There's more, more, more to this, much more than I can cover here. The most grievous omission, here and in every discussion of American pop music, is the incredible debt rock, folk, country and bluegrass owe to the English and Scots ballad. The perfect irony is Bob Dylan writing and performing a gripping ballad called Blind Willie McTell. Seen the arrow on the doorpostIt's a ballad, not The Blues, and it's amazingly better than everything the real-life bluesman Blind Willie McTell did in his entire career. Better as literature. Better as performance. And therefore better as art. Who is 'protecting' the poor black people of Oakland from affordable groceries? Damned if it ain't the Union Man. From KRON-TV in Oakland: "It's the largest California city where an ordinance like this has passed," said Daniel Beagle, spokesman for the United Food and Commercial Workers Local 870, which represents grocery store employees in Alameda County. "It's sending a message to Wal-Mart that Oakland doesn't want that kind of predatory competition."Predatory competition would be terrible. Especially if you're poor and black and don't have a lot of money to spend on food. Sunday, October 19, 2003
Signs... Just when you thought the pictures couldn't get any bigger... And this is one-sixth the size of the real finished product. These suckers will be huge. I apologize if I'm boring yo with all this real estate stuff, but this is literally all I am doing right now, 18, 20 hours a day. Making lemonade, when the Arizona Department of Real Estate threw a spanner in my works, they conferred upon me a gift of time, at least. This particular problem, the problem of yard signs, was one I had put off. And since any signs I make now will have to be replaced in May, when we can lawfully use the name we want to use, that also gifted me with a 'Free Play' card for experimentation. The name we're working with here, Bloodhound Home Marketing Group--that ungainly mouthful--is under consideration by the ADRE. I'm using it on spec, because I have to have something to work with. If I get lucky, I won't have to change it yet again. Anyway, what's going on here is a pretty radical marketing idea. Marketing is not mere advertising, and marketing is not throwing spit-balls up against the wall and hoping that something sticks. Profitable marketing originates in a central idea of a business that drives every decision: This is who we are. In every way we can think of, we're saying, "We are not like everybody else." The name, the dog, the logo, the color scheme, the look and feel of our printed pieces, the confidential style of persuasion in the text, the repeated in-your-face challenges to preconceptions about Realtor marketing--all of it is devised to call attention to the differences we bring to the table. Even the "we," which belies all the "me, me, me" of Realtor advertising. But this sign is as far as we've pushed things--and it may prove to be too far. First the easy stuff: The average Realtor yard sign is really a brokerage sign. It is red-white-and-blue, its type set much too loose in clumsy gothic sans serif faces. The phone number will often be the broker's main switchboard line, rather than the lister's cell phone, which I think is just plain stupid. The sign will normally be 18 inches wide by 12 inches deep, 216 square inches. It will say nothing about the house. The lister will put his name and phone number and a few features of the home on 'riders' strung beneath the broker's sign. One of the riders will say, "I'm gorgeous inside!," which cannot be parsed in any way but this: "I look like a dump from the street!" In contrast, the Bloodhound signs you see here are white and delicate in color. They use ITC Clearface, every letter of it set and kerned by me. The phone number is mine, and I never promote any other number. (Realtors seem to be proud of how many phone numbers they can cram on their business cards. They must think it makes them look important, like those jackasses who walk around all the time carrying dozens of keys. To me, it says, "I have contempt for your time. I want you to waste all afternoon trying to track me down." That, incidentally, is how you interpret the marketing message behind what looks like a simple, perhaps unconsidered, decision.) I have to mention my broker "prominently," but I ain't spending one cent more than I have to on him. As to size, I think bigger is much better. The top sign is 24 inches wide by 9 inches deep--the same 216 square inches as the main brokerage sign. The bottom sign is 24 inches wide by 36 inches deep, 864 square inches. Taken together, the two signs are 1,080 square inches, five times the size of the brokerage sign. There will be no cheesy riders slung below. But that's just mechanics: A Howitzer can be as inaccurate as a sling shot. The question is: What makes the frog jump? Forever and always, Realtors have treated their yard signs like billboards. After all, the traffic is driving by, so all you can hope to do is let them know this home is for sale, right? Well, maybe. Writing a billboard that sells is a monstrous job precisely because your prospect is inherently isolated from any possible point of sale. Is that true of a potential home buyer? More significantly, isn't the information on a Realtor's sign at war with the billboard idea? Who takes down a phone number from a billboard? And who can read text from a Realtor's sign that might run to 30 or 40 words, all told, without stopping? And why, dear god, would anyone want to encourage people to not stop?!? The whole point of a Realtor's sign is to get people to stop and look at and buy the house. If the whole point of the exercise is to promote a fleeting visual awareness that some particular house is for sale, with no action sought or expected, then the whole effort is wasted. On the other hand, if a Realtor's yard sign is not really a billboard, but is instead, in fact, an advertisement--then what? Our signs are our answer, for now at least. That top sign does the bullet-point selling for the drive-bys, with a 5x7 photo of Odysseus to snag their eyes. My friend Richard Riccelli has suggested varying the tag-lines we use (to achieve surprise, thus causing people to look for the variations), and this smaller sign enables us to do this cheaply (and to keep the four-color printing fairly cheap, too). If you ignore the paragraph of text in the middle of the bottom sign, it is not hugely different from a normal Realtor's sign: Who we are and how to contact us. But it is that paragraph of advertising in the middle of the sign that will mark me as either a genius or a dunce. No one> can read that while driving by--and that's the point. That paragraph is there to get people to stop. To read the copy. To read the flyer. To listen to the Talking House radio broadcast. Most especially to look at the house. And, ultimately, to call me to buy the house. The purpose of a Realtor's yard sign is to get people to stop, to look at and to buy the home. The purpose is advertising, not announcement. I think ordinary Realtor's signs are a form of Sales Call Reluctance--passively excusing customers from buying the product. Our sign, by contrast, is very aggressive: If you want to know what we have to say, you're going to have to stop. When you do, we're going to keep presenting until you either relent or run away. We're going to call for your action in every way we can, and we're going to call for you to act with us, not some random Realtor. All of this is done by passive devices--the signs, the flyers, the Talking House transmitter, and the house itself--but the objective is always action, and now, not later. From the seller's point of view, all this activity should be welcome. This will sell more listings for us. And the buyer calls will help us sell either our listings or those of other Realtors. Our competitors say, "Drive on by and forget all about me." We want to say, "We are not like everybody else." And that is what marketing is for. |
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Work I am a a Realtor working in sunny Phoenix, Arizona, and the Designated Broker for Bloodhound Reatly. I am an Accredited Buyer's Representative, a Certified Buyer's Representative, a Certified Residential Specialist, an E-Pro Internet Certified Realtor and a Graduate of the Realtor Institute. I speak frequently on real estate issues and write a weekly column for West Valley sections of the Arizona Republic. If you need--or you know someone who needs--to buy or sell a home in the Metropolitan Phoenix area, I would be grateful for the opportunity to compete for the business. I think I represent the best of all worlds: Objectivist intelligence, Libertarian integrity and Catholic conscientiousness. For a liberty-loving take on real estate news, visit the Bloodhound Home Marketing Group weblog. And if what I'm doing suits the readership of your web site or weblog, please do link to it. Or go me one better by putting the customizable button above on your web page. Either way, for every person you refer who buys or sells a home with us, we will donate 10% of our net commission to the charity or advocacy group of your choice (within limits; we won't give money to people who kill people). Find out more from our referral page.
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